Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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