There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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