Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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