i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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