I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
did you just send me my own nude
Let's get the cat blown out
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