Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Even my vagina gasped.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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