i jhust puked up my retainher.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
