weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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