i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
