Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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