I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
