Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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