I wannas sexs uuuuu
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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