it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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