so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
ugly people sure do ruin things
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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