The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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