I cockslap morals
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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