This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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