Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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