Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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