We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
we're so committed to being not committed
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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