Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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