is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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