Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i dont even know how to be here
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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