I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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