Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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