I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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