Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Hippo gnu deer
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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