I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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