as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm determined to sit on that face.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I see more hoeing in ur future
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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