Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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