if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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