it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
