I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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