they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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