My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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