Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
