: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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