yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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