wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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