Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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