We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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