There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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