i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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