Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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