Just mADE A PArabola og urine
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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