so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Randomize
