I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
accomplished twins. life is a go
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Randomize
