hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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