Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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